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Notes"When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail."Looking for Alaska, by John Green (via nitnat7)
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ivorycrayon asked: Hey there! :)
What's that latest cute drawing all about?It’s what I drew on the cover of my sketchbook. Cuz before, it was pink and pretty… but plain. And I have a bad tendency to judge books by their covers. So, I jazzed it up. And now instead of the cover saying, “I’m blank…derrrr *drool*”, the cover says, “Look at me! Cool pix inside! Open and see!” :D
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There are too many blonde jokes… Here’s a blond guy joke to even out the gender gap. >D 3 construction workers are eating lunch atop a 20 story building they’re working on- a white guy, a mexican guy, and a blond guy. The white guy opens his lunch pail and inside is a tuna sandwich. He says, I’m sick and tired of tuna! If I get another tuna sandwich that’s it, i’m jumping off this building cuz i’ve had it. The mexican guy has a burrito in his and he says, If i get another burrito i’m jumping off too. And the blond has a baloney sandwich and he says the same as the other two. So the next day at lunch, the white guy gets a tuna sandwich and he jumps off. The mexican gets a burrito and he goes over too. The blond guy gets baloney and off the building he goes. So at the funeral the white guy’s wife says, If i’d known he didn’t like tuna I could have made him anything else! The mexican’s wife says the same. The blond’s wife says, Don’t look at me, he packed his own lunch.
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My favorite joke
A man goes to buy a horse from an Amish fellow. It’s a fine looking beast, but he wants to take the horse out for a ride to see how well he runs. So he gets up on the horse and the Amish fellow warns him, ”Now we train our horses differently around here. To make him go or speed him up, you say, ‘Praise the Lord.”’ ”OK. Praise the Lord!” So the guy and the horse start off at a nice walk through the field. And soon the man says ”Praise the Lord,” and they go into an easy canter through a meadow. And the man says, ”Praise the Lord!” again and they go into a trot past some woods. And the man says, ”Praise the Lord!” and they gallop toward some distant mountains. Wind is flying by, the man thinks this is great- until he sees a cliff coming up and realizes he forgot to ask how to get the horse to stop. He pulls on the reins and yelling ”Whoa!” ”Stop!” ”Halt!” and finally, ”Amen!” and they stop an inch from the edge. The man sighs in relief and goes, ”Praise the Lord!”
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The worth of a fast is measured by the value, not of what you give up, but of what you replace it with. -wisdom from my husband
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Slogan seen on black t shirt: BARGAIN NINJA COSTUME
